Britney Spears tops worst–dressed list

Pop singer on Tuesday topped an annual Hollywood worst-dressed list compiled by a fashion designer who called her an “over-the-hill Lolita.”

He calls Spears a product of “couture chaos” and sniffs that she has gone “From the ‘Princess of Pop’ to the ultimate ‘Fashion Flop.’”
Among others feeling the lash of Mr. Blackwell’s scorn: Jessica Simpson (”a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner”); Eva Longoria (”Gorgeous face, garish taste”); Paris Hilton (”yesterday’s cheesecake … with a side of kitsch”) and Lindsay Lohan (”looks like she’s aged 30 years overnight”).

The Worst Dressed Women of 2005

1.) Britney Spears: When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow - looks like an over-the-hill “Lolita” & From the “Princess of Pop” to the ultimate “Fashions Flop!”

2.) Mary Kate Olsen: In Bag Lady rags that look depressingly decayed - forget the “accessories” and buy some “Raid!”

3.) Jessica Simpson: It’s time to sack the stylist and divorce the “designer” & she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel - slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner!

4.) Eva Longoria: Now that Eva is America’s most successful primetime flirt & she can afford to bury the bikiniwear - and buy a skirt! Gorgeous face, garish taste & what a waste!

5.) Mariah Carey: Fashion’s Hari-Carey Strikes Again! The world applauds your musical emancipation & but please — leave that body to our imagination!